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The deer vs. Gay

A sleepy Gay
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Preparing for the big kill

The Deer Wins
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The Deer driving Gay back to Taxidermist

Select the products you would like to order by checking the checkbox next to the name of the product. Copy and paste your order to Send me and email order below! Thanks for your visit. Please come back often.

 

Launchers
Prebuilt quickly and shipped to your door!

 (PVC Combustion Spudgun), $54.99

 

Uses flammable vapor and a BBQ sparker to launch spuds great distances!

Chamber Size Selection Chambers are sized according to the barrel size/length selected

Barrel Selection Select size and length of barrel desired - muzzle knife included on all barrels except 2.5".

Have The Barrel Rifled Greater accuracy and range - Not available with 2.5" barrel. ($12)

Ignition System Select single or dual ignition.

Pistol Grip Handle Adds realism and looks really cool!

Have It Painted ($20) Adds a touch of class to your launcher.

Propane Injection System Makes fueling your launcher eaiser.

Over/Under Configuration ($24) Barrel runs parallel to the chamber for an overall shorter launcher.

Orientation

Include Ram Rod Ram rod 2.5" shorter than the barrel for perfect loading depth.

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(SP93xx Air Cannon), $299.99

 

Powered by compressed air....VERY POWERFUL!!!

Select Barrel Size

Have The Barrel Rifled (no charge) Not available with 2.5" or 3" barrels.

Add a 2nd Barrel ($25) Make yor launcher "multi-purpose" with an additional interchangeable barrel.

Have The Barrel Rifled (no charge) Not available with 2.5" or 3" barrels.

Add a 3rd Barrel ($25) Be the envy of your friends...go for that 3rd barrel!

Have The Barrel Rifled (no charge) Not available with 2.5" or 3" barrels.

Add Chamber Fill Control Valve ($50) Hook the launcher up directly to your air source for easier, faster pressurizing of your chamber.

Upgrade the dump valve to the Supah Valve Plus. ($25) Fastest actuation available.

Orientation

Add CO2 Regulator set-up. ($125) Regulates the pressure from a CO2 tank down to a safe level. (5 -125psi)

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 (Mega-Launcher II), $2,000.00

 

Got room to play...The mega is now available to the masses.
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 (LP Series), $124.99

 

Compact air powered launchers for those that don't need insane amounts of power.

Chamber Selection Select length and number of chambers.

Select barrel size. Barrel length determined by chamber selection. (I determine the proper ratio for best performance)

Have the barrel rifled ($12) Not available on 2.5" and 3" barrels.

Add Chamber Fill Control Valve ($50) Hook the launcher up directly to your air source for easier, faster pressurizing of your chamber.

Orientation

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 (TSL2500 T-Shirt Launcher), $499.99

 

Perfect for launching shirts into the stands at concerts and sporting events.
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(LP Special.), $102.99

 

Basic pneumatic launcher for the beginner of the golf enthusiast.
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 (ThunderpipeFX1), $249.00

 

Special effects air cannon
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 (Bolt action TBL), $1,000.00

 

Fires 10 - 15 tennis balls per minute
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Components
For the do-it-yourselfer, or extra accessories for your spudgun!

 (1.5" SCH 40 Rifled PVC Pipe), $11.00

 

Increase accuracy, range, and safety with rifled barrels.

Select Length.

Add Muzzle Knife ($2) Sharpened muzzle for easier loading of spuds.

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(1.5" CLEAR SCH 40 Rifled Pipe - 4 foot), $30.00

 

Maximize your night time spudding with clear rifled barrels - muzzle knife included.
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 (2" SCH 40 Rifled PVC Pipe), $12.00

 

Increase accuracy, range, and safety with rifled barrels.

Select Length

Add Muzzle Knife ($2) Sharpened muzzle for easier loading of spuds.

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 (2" SCH 80 Rifled PVC Pipe), $13.00

 

Increase accuracy, range, and safety with rifled barrels.

Select Length.

Add Muzzle Knife ($2) Sharpened muzzle for easier loading of spuds.

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 (2" SCH 80 Smoothbore Pipe), $8.00

 

Works great for golfballs and even better with 2" superballs.

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 (2.5" SCH 40 Tennis Ball Barrels), $8.00

 

Tennis balls form a snug fit in these barrels and are a total blast to launch!!

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Adapters Adapt your tennis ball barrel to 2" or 3" fittings

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 (4" CLEAR SCH 40 PVC Pipe), $25.00

 

See what's going on in your combustion chamber....Awesome at night!! Sold by the foot.
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 (Propane Meter), $74.99

 

Takes the guess work out of fueling your combustion based launcher.
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(The SGTC Supah-Valve), $99.99

 

Dump insane amounts of air in the blink of an eye.

Supah-Valve Options

Inlet Adapter To aid in constructing your air chamber - male adapter recomended.

2" Threaded St Elbow Outlet Adapter 90 Deg. threaded outlet adapter facilitates interchangeable barrels.

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(Sprinkler Valves/Systems), $17.00

 

Faster actuation for the same price as a brass ball valve.

Sprinkler Valve Options Choose from a multitude of valve options to suit your application.

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 (BBQ Ignitor), $12.99

 

Gas grill sparker to ignite fuel in combustion bases launchers.
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(Schrader Valve), $4.99

 

Commonly called a tire valve. Used to fill the chamber on pneumatic launchers.
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(Pressure Gauge.), $9.99

 

Lets you know how much pressure is in your air chamber.
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125 psi safety pop-off valve.), $9.99

 

Prevents the over-presurization of the chamber of pneumatic launchers.
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 (Supah-Balls), $1.00

 

The perfect "ammo" for 2" SCH 80 smooth barrels.
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(Bag-o-balls), $29.99

 

Save money...Buy in quantity.
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 THE CD EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT!!

 

ORDER SHORTLY AND HARDLYS COMEDY CD RIGHT NOW
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Just hit a schoolbus with a potato gun!!

SEND ME AN EMAIL ORDER FOR GUNS, CDS , OR TO JUST FORWARD POTATO PICTURES TO:  Steve.neuman@chiclumber.com

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Disclaimer-Potatos guns are very dangerous. Therefore we will only be fulfilling orders for those who are 85 years or older! Thanks for you orders! Steve